If You Are Married to John Terlap

If you are married to John Terlap, your life will be filled with unwavering love, true support, and stability.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will learn all about disc golf, you'll watch a whole lot of the Golf Channel, and you will gradually learn to love listening to ESPN radio in the car.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will never have to mop the floor or clean a bathtub.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will need to have a basic understanding of how a budget works, be ready to leave the house early, and you'll have to resist the urge to turn the air conditioning down to 65 degrees during the summer.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will always have at least one bag or suitcase in your bedroom that is 87% unpacked.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will never have to understand mortgage rates, or how to file the taxes.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will never have to worry that he won't be where he's supposed to be.

If you are married to John Terlap, you will learn that it's okay to have to wait for some of the things you want.

If you are married to John Terlap, you'll get used to people telling you you're married to a good guy, because John Terlap is one of life's good guys.

I'm so thankful I'm married to John Terlap.

XO,

Vicki

PS  How hot does John look in his new reading glasses?!?  He just got them before he left for Russia on Saturday.  Hurry back, John, so I can watch you work on the computer in your new glasses!  : )