Tuesday, February 28, 2012

An Incomplete List of Things I Cannot Do


An Incomplete List of Things I Cannot Do:

1.  Any math that involves parenthesis, more than one letter, or fractions, except in relation to baking; I'm pretty good with 1/4, 1/2, 3/4 and 2/3.
2.  Operate anything that requires the use of more than one remote control.
3.  Change a flat tire.
4.   Read a map. Or fold a map.
5.  Use a sewing machine.
6.  Pass up on a bet with Karen.
7.  Do a French braid.
8.  Do that really cool whistle that requires fingers.
9.  Pull-ups.
10.  Root for Michigan.
11.  Read more than one book at a time.
12. Bowl (I gave it the old college try...)
13.  Use the grill.
14.  Roll up a hose.  Or Christmas lights.
15.  Taxes.
16.  Keep the budget in my head.
17.  Follow directions that involve the words "north," "south," "east," or "west".
18.  Clean a mirror.
19.  Cut the grass.
20.  Say "No" to Buster.
That was fun!  What's on your list?

XO,

Vicki

PS This post was completely inspired by this list over on Turning Pages.

2 comments:

  1. Ha! This is cute. Made me think of the things I can not do. I may just have to blog me a list as well. This could be fun. Not to mention, telling on myself.

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  2. Oh my word!!! This is GREAT!!!!!!!!! I am completely with you on almost all of these!!! I love it!
    xoxo

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